"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
-- Drinky "Dur!" McDumbass, 1/12/09.
January 14, 2009
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i am trying to think of a good drinking game for tomorrow's farewell speech
Distributar cap, fuck it dude, just start drinking, heavily, NOW. You deserve it, we all do.
Freedom... terra... democritude... safer: shot, shot, shot, shit.
Greetings from Hollywood.
I have gotten long used to the crazy people roaming the streets of this town, shouting at the rain, or the godlessness, or the what-have-you, and have realized that the best approach to a complete stranger shouting in your face is to ignore him.
This changed the other day when a streetcorner maniac in a stars-n-bars shirt he'd evidently made himself accosted me with a affirmation of his support of George W Bush, and I sort of, uh, snapped. I shouted back:
"Five days, motherfucker. Ever see the movie "The Ring"? Remember what the phone call said? That's right, it said:
"FIVE DAYS."
Heh!
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