January 20, 2009

Cheney pulls back muscle, heads off bunnies

Outgoing cyborg Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes, puppies to the shredder and was forced to attend today's historic inauguration in a wheelchair powered by the blood of innocents.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not believe, even for one moment, that a rich white guy strained his back while moving his own boxes. I call "bull&h1t" on this one.

KidRanger

Mike Licht said...

How did Dick Cheney really hurt his back?

See http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/cheney-on-wheels/

nunya said...

If he dies now, all his malfeasance dies with him. Hmmmm.

Da Frog said...

Rumor has it he pulled his back loading the shredders in the last minutes at his undisclosed bunker.

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