January 19, 2009

Country First!!

Porcine Oxycontin addict, connoisseur of young Dominican boys and steaming pile of semi-solid shit gets all aboard the country first bandwagon:

On his radio show last week, Rush Limbaugh railed against "people on our side of the aisle who have caved and who say, ‘Well, I hope he succeeds. We have to give him a chance.’"Why?" Limbaugh demanded. "They didn’t give Bush a chance in 2000. Before he was inaugurated, the search-and-destroy mission had begun. I’m not talking about search-and-destroy, but I’ve been listening to Barack Obama for a year and a half. I know what his politics are. I know what his plans are, as he has stated them. I don’t want them to succeed."
And I want Lush Limpball's oversized and almost empty cranial cavity to implode, shortly after his tiny cashew sized non-functional balls spontaneously catch on fire.
There......fixed it.
Country first, my ass.