We have a tie!
Former Pres. Carter says that history may treat George W. Bush more kindly. So, in 20 years, history may call him a 'total failure' instead of 'an absolute total failure with the brain capacity of a potato'
-- actual story here.
Volcano threatens Sarah Palin's position as the biggest producer of hot air in Alaska
-- story here.
2 comments:
I kinda like this:
Consumer confidence rises to a four-month high in January among Americans who have not yet been laid off, says new study by the Maybe If We Say It Online It'll Come True Institute
and
Martial arts teacher jailed for hiding his dragon in a 16 year old girl's crouching tiger
and
"Cardinal Mystified by Child Sex Probe"; apparently the directions were missing from the package
and
With no other news to report, investigative team tries to determine if Obama is flipping us off on 7-11's commemorative cup
too. But I thought that
Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey slated to be knighted tonight
was the best until I went to the link and found out that it wasn't about the Illegally Installed Drunken Cokeheaded Deserter.
lol!
Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey
**snort!**
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