Dur! Crap. Another idiot I hoped we'd heard the last from. McSenile BFF and repuke talking points posterboy Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher is headed to Israel to work as a "war correspondent" for conservatard website Circlejer... uhhhh, Pajamas Media.
"I want to go over there and let their 'Average Joes' share their story," the tax cheat told an Ohio TV station.
Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea??? Let's see, he was a fake plumber, a fake author, a fake country-music star, now a fake journalist. Well, hell, I guess he will fit right in with the rest of the SCLM after all.
"Mr Wurzelbacher says he will spend 10 days covering the fighting in Gaza and explaining why Israeli forces are mounting attacks against Hamas."Right. I can see it now: "All the Average Jews I've talked to blame this crisis on Barack Obama."
Fun fact: There's a little glitch in "Joe"'s plan: the Israelis are not currently letting real journalists into Gaza, much less unlicensed plumber-frauds. Covering the fighting is kinda tough when you can't get to it. Douche.
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