January 6, 2009

Jewey defeats Coleman*

In what came as no surprise to anyone, professional jellyfish Harry Reid yielded to rethug threats and agreed on Monday not to seat fellow Democrat Al Franken, after whiny sore loserman/attention whore Norm Coleman had another conniption fit and called in his lawyers. Again.

"Both the Senate Majority Leader and former senator Coleman have to make a decision," Marc Eliason, Franken's recount attorney, said. "Whether they want to be roadblocks to the state moving forward and play the role of spoilers or sore losers, or whether or not they want to continue to be pathetic, stonewalling assbags."

Indeed.

*Headline from fark.com

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