Obama and the Democratic brand

By doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg:

"It's become a cliché to say that the Republican Party has lost its identity and is wandering around aimlessly like a slow-witted kid abandoned at the amusement park.

"I w ....... shit. Yeah, don't think I haven't forgotten about that, mom! *sob* But clichés are almost as comforting as this big cinnamon roll here and this ginormous bag of Cheetos and this huge bottle of Dr Pepper and this like ultimate pepperoni pizza, and... what was I saying? Oh yeah, I hate you, mom. With the white-hot intensity of this huge-ass bowl of Dinty Moore. Cunt."

Something something McGreevey and Rangel. Get bent, jerkoff. It's you conservatards that insist on parading around your so-called Godliness and "moral values," even while getting caught with your sweaty paws around another man's dick or another person's wallet. Fucking hypocrites. Hey, Jeebus called: he said to have another donut, you drooling fuckpipe, and STFU.