Today's WATB

Abu Gonzales blames the “rough economy” for his lack of work:

“It’s a rough economy right now, and it’s a tough time for a lot of law firms right now. Obviously they are very careful about bringing on new people, and they are going to be careful about bringing on people where there are questions about things that may have happened in their past,” he said. “Over time, I’m confident those things will be resolved, and things will work themselves out.”

Being an incompetent fucktwit who probably bought his law degree from a magazine ad has nothing to do with it right?
He could always teach law in the prison library.
Sounds like somebody needs a Whaaaah Burger and some French Cries.