Who Needs a Stimulus Package???

A bailout to get behind. Larry Flynt:

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Without the bailout, massive layoffs are certain to follow. But with it, as opposed to the other bailouts, at least the porn industry would certainly know how to manage a forceful infusion of stimulating liquidity.
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