February 13, 2009

Lick my love pump

Misogynist a-hole and NRA posterboy Ted Nugent presents his top ten Valentine's Day songs, "for romantics everywhere”:

“♥♥  Ted’s Love Manifesto  ♥♥”

1. “Wang Dan Doodle” – Howlin’ Wolf
2. “The Flame” - Cheap Trick
3. “Whole Lotta Rosie” - AC/DC
4. “Wango Tango” – Ted Nugent
5. “When A Man Loves A Woman” - Percy Sledge
6. “I’ve Been Lovin’ You Too Long” - Otis Redding
7. “Feels Like The First Time” - Foreigner
8. “My Love Is Like A Tire Iron” – Ted Nugent
9. “Brown Sugar” – The Rolling Stones
10. “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” – Ted Nugent

Uh, thanks, Ted, you narcissistic neanderthal. How... womantic. Can I just have a box of herpes-free chocolates instead?

12 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

My buddy owns a record label that has a very famous girrrlll band on it. They told him that they walked in on Ted doing blow in the green room. No BS, trust me on this.

Undeniable Liberal said...

What's scary to me about Mr. I never did drugs(but wrote a song called journey to the center of the mind) is that there are people here in Michigan that actually have Nugent for Governor bumper stickers.
Fucking scary. And even scarier, the Gonzo warped fuck STILL owns property(with fenced in "game animals" not more than ten miles from Undie Lib Manor.
The thing that disturbs me the most, is that sometimes, usually when I'm realllllllllly stoned, I not only tolerate his music, but damn near like it.
Ramble complete.

big em said...

Gee... isn't that coincidental that 3 of Ted's OWN songs made his personal Top-10?

Of course the whole premise is just a mildly outrageous publicity ploy -- kinda like if Jewel or Sheryl Crow listed their favorite military songs on Flag Day or July 4th or Veterans Day. The long and the short of it is that Ted Nugent's politics are the mean-spirited right-wing crapola, with the typical hypocrisy (ie; typical rock-star hyper-womanizing doesn't really jibe with the 'family values' that the right purportedly supports, and Ted's famous feigning of mental illness to avoid the draft during the Vietnam era while supporting all the current US militarism.)

julian said...

Hey Ted, Smell the Glove.

Anonymous said...

Being born and raised in the Motor City, I've heard a lot of Ted speaking on the radio. He used to guest host often (married a traffic reporter) and at one time had his own show.

His main thrust is for people to get involved. That I admire. And he's certainly got a personality.

I can't believe that that's his list, if it doesn't include Stranglehold. Watch the scene in Rock Star, and tell me it's not a love song. Or am I just confusing sex with love. Again.

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