February 12, 2009

Peak Wingnuttia is Upon Us

Save yourselves now!
Never mind that Tipsy McStaggers left a deficit of a trillion dollars, started two wars he couldn't finish, doubled the national debt, presided over an economic crash, and left office with the lowest approval ratings ever; the gift that keeps on giving, the deluded, kool aid drunk Reich-Wingnuts have declared judgement on the new administration, and unsurprisingly, it's not pretty, but hemmorhoidal secretions never are.
Really, what took them so long?:

This stimulus bill is huge, so disastrous, and so harmful to our country that even though Obama has been in office for less than a month, I think it’s already fair to label him as one of the worst Presidents in American history. – John Hawkins, Right Wing News
I feel a responsibility to the loyal WTF Is It Now cult of radical anti-American left wing liberal readers. I shit you not,(although I may have shatten you before) I didn't find this on The Onion.
Poor wingnuts can’t handle someone talking in complete sentences, with thought put into them.
How surprising.