Poll: Most Americans hate America

Majority of freedom-haters want inquiries into the "anti-terror" terror tactics of the Torture Administration.

Even as Americans struggle with two wars and an economy in tatters, a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds majorities in favor of finally investigating the Constitution- and civil-rights-raping asswads who were responsible for bringing the country to the low, low state it is today, damn them. Damn them all to Hell.

Close to two-thirds of those surveyed said there should be investigations into allegations that the Bush team used torture to interrogate terrorism suspects and its program of wiretapping U.S. citizens without warrants. Almost four in 10 favor criminal investigations with or without firing squads at their conclusions. Even more people want action on "alleged" attempts by the Bush team to use the Justice Department for political purposes.

"This isn't payback," House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers said, trying to hold back righteous laughter and failing.