February 6, 2009

President Barack Obama, bitches!

More like this, please:

President Barack Obama has fired a biting campaign-style attack on republicans and the former Bush misadministration, seeking to drive his stimulus plan through Congress.

In searing attacks on republicans, Obama said Americans had not voted for "false theories of the past and they didn't vote for phony arguments and petty politics."
"They didn't vote for the status quo, they sent us here to bring change. We owe it to them to deliver," a fired-up Obama said on Thursday.

He also pimpslapped the booger-eating incompetent who preceeded him in office:

"I found this deficit when I showed up," Obama said, in a clear swipe at the disastrous misadministration of former pretzaldunce George W. Bush.

"I found this national debt double-wrapped in a big bow waiting for me as I stepped into the Oval Office," he said. "I'm just surprised he didn't leave it in a flaming bag on the front steps."

Obama continued to slam republican attacks on his plan, asking: "When you hear these attacks deriding something of such obvious importance as this, you have to ask yourself -- are these folks serious?"

Obama said America is not going to get relief by 'turning back to the very same policies that in eight short years doubled the national debt and threw our economy into a tailspin.'

Dude!!