February 27, 2009

The rethuglican Taliban, classy as always

No-talent assclown John Bolton jokes about Chicago getting nuked in a terrorist attack, and the entire CPAC audience erupts in cheers and laughter.

Hmph. You know what else would be funny? If those pants-jizzing asswads at CPAC all caught the clap before dying in fiery plane crashes on their way back home. What a thigh-slapper.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

stuck in stomache cramps again.
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Anonymous said...

Maru - RE: your scenario of infected CPAC Repukes dying in a plane crash.

I actually wonder IF the remaining, surviving CPAC crowd wouldn't think THAT much about losing their compatriots?? Given their true lack (and dismissal of) EMPATHY for virtually any human being, it really wouldn't surprise me to hear that they WOULD laugh at the death of their colleagues -- IF they could garner political gain OR $$ PROFIT from it. They'll say and do just about anything -- and then reverse themselves the next day (as we've seen on things like the budget deficits, electoral rights, filibuster closure, etc) -- EXCEPT denegrate $$ PROFITS. That's the holy grail, the third rail of conservatives -- at least the CPAC leaders/spokesmen -- all the other stuff is 'fungible'* and ultimately immaterial to them.

(* The ONLY mildly positive thing I can recall from Donald Rumsfeld was that I learned this word from one of his speeches -- and he [ like other conservatives such as WF Buckley/William Simon/et al] was just using a 2-bit word to 'obfuscate rather than elucidate'.)