March 4, 2009

Dem apologizes to sorry excuse for a human being

Florida Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson:

“I’m sorry Limbaugh called for harsh sentences for drug addicts while he was a drug addict. I’m also sorry that he’s bent on seeing America fail. And I’m sorry that Limbaugh is one sorry excuse for a human being.”

Spokesman Todd Jurkowski, if that really is his name, confirmed the statement, made after Grayson heard Michael Steele's grovel-athon to the porcine asswipe: "[So] the congressman decided to issue one as well, and that's what came out of it."