March 6, 2009

Fair and balanced

"I see this as the Alamo. If I just had somebody who was willing to sit on the other side of the camera until the last shot is fired, we'd be fine," -- Faux News' headcheese Roger "Custer" Ailes, to imbecilic droolpipe Glenn Beck at his job interview.

Bonus: the defenders of the Alamo all died.

Bonus 2: killed by what would be considered by some today 'illegal aliens.'