Off his rocker

Ted Nugent at inhumanevents.com sympathizes with the President for not being able to put together a totally awesome kick-ass band or something:

"Somebody wake me from this heartbreaking dream, quick. I know it’s hard to pick a team sometimes. When I tour, I must seek out the absolute greatest bass guitar jammer and ultimate animal drummer on earth in order for my amazing music to reach maximum velocity and fire breathing soul..."

This is where I stopped reading and grabbed a drink.

In other not-news, a serial womanizer/adulterer and pedophile who shit in his pants for a week to avoid serving in the military has his own column in a conservatard rag.