March 4, 2009


GOP to Steele: 'STFU about Rush Limbaugh or you're history.' 

Man, this just keeps on getting better and better --

Michael Steele is coming under fire from his own GOP troops to shut his pie-hole and focus on his job of organizing the party and raising money, not fighting with his own political kind. Several Republican advisers to Congress and the Bush misadministration said they are worried that the war of words is fracturing the party when it should be healing the division between conservatives and moderates in the wake of the 2008 election/spanking.

Sources say Mo-Shizzle is dividing the GOP between conservaturds who worship Limbaugh and moderates who think he's an ugly, bigoted assbag, and is jeopardizing fundraising efforts, which is his key responsibility:

"The general sentiment of the conference is that Steele needs to step back and get a handle on his role in the party," says an influential congressional aide. Namely, advisers want him to stay out of the media and focus instead on hiring his staff and revamping the RNC.

"He needs to hire staff for the RNC, get the operations up and running, start raising money, and understand that his role is to win elections," says a senior party adviser. Officials are concerned that Steele either doesn't understand his responsibilities or has an inflated vision of his role.

"He is not, in fact, the de facto head of our party," sniffed a congressional dittomonkey.