March 26, 2009

That's Pronouned Boner

Rushthuglibots unveil vague, slogan filled "alternative budget" with only one clear specific idea, and it's a revolutionary new idea. or not...

House Republican leaders called a press conference Thursday to unveil their "alternative budget." While it was thin on specifics, it does include one major policy proposal: a huge tax cut for the wealthy.
When asked for more specifics, orange skinned drama queen John Boner(R-Citigroup) replied: "We'll get back with you. But it will be great, and I promise I won't cum in your mouth this time, I really really mean it."
Personally, I disagree with anybody's assertion that the Rushthuglibots haven't shit to offer..... that's ALL those sexually deprived tightly clenched dingleberry infested sphincters have to offer.

5 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Here we go, rehashing Reaganomics which never fucking worked...of course unless you're rich.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, Eddie, it sure looks like they proved if you follow through with Reagonomics long enough and far enough, the rich take a few lumps, too. Or at least the real crooks have to go into hiding.

Anonymous said...

Des Moines, IA = da moyne
Des Plaines, IL = dess planes
Illinois = ill annoy

Anonymous said...

A little help, please, I am struggling to come up with a limerick from "Norfolk" and "Coulter".

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

But UL, have you seen thier budget doccument, "Road to Recovery?" They use bubble graphics! Bubbles I say! Bubbles with text in them that say things like "limit federal spending" and "keep the cost of living low." Brilliant! Those Republicans are total fiscal wizzards. They've accomplished in one week what takes months and months for the OMB and the Congressional Budget Office to develop. I mean, its in a bubble! How can you argue against bubbles?!