March 21, 2009


"Joe" the proud to be a taxcheating "plumber" wants to lay some pipe:

The Republicans' working man hero Samuel Wurzelbacher could barely contain himself last night before a crowd of adoring, media-bashing conservatives. "God, all this love and everything in the room," he declared to the crowd, "I'm horny."

Those rebooblican values get me so HOT!!!

Note: for those not familiar with this blog, "Wurzelbacher!" can be used in place of "blowjob!" and "bullshit!" when coughing under one's breath to a particularly dumbassed remark by a douchewad.