March 31, 2009

Yeah, I went there

Now I feel covered in stanky trog-smeg. Brrrrrrrrrr. Yuck. Blehhchhhch.

"Welcome to FOX Nation, a new community where all Americans are encouraged to share, discuss, and debate. Yes, FOX Nation is here for you, the American people: your views, your values, your voice."

American values, huh? A representative sample from the home page:

"Is Obama Too Bright To Be President?"

"Here’s to a One-Term President Obama"

"The Left Eating Its Own"

"GOP vows WWIII over Stuart Smalley"

"Drive-by media bites the dust"

"A dangerous duo," under a pic of Chris Dodd and Barney Frank

Gee, I could have SWORN their slogan was "it's time to say 'no' to biased media and 'yes' to fair play." More:

"Easter Bunnies in PETA crosshairs" {Why does PETA hate Jeebus?? -- Ed.}

"Survey: Kiwi girls world's most promiscuous"

And in HUUUUGE text with pic:

"GIRLS GONE WILD: Nightclub: Girls Gone Wild flashing 1st amendment right"

Why does America hate America?