Great news here in Michigan, about an hour and a half north of Undie Lib Manor.
You have GOT to be shitting me.?!
Despite advisories that warn people to avoid contact with river sediments and consuming locally caught fish, thousands are expected to participate this weekend in a Dow Chemical-sponsored walleye festival along the Tittabawassee and Saginaw rivers, where the watershed has been contaminated with harmful dioxin and other toxic substances.For fuck's sake, while we're at it, let's have some triathalons sponsored by cigarette manufacturers. Well at least by donating the glowing, three eyed fish to local food banks, at least we can reduce the welfare caseload.
And just as the Michigan Department of Community Health is warning that children and pre-menopausal women should mostly avoid eating river fish including walleye because of contamination from polychlorinated biphenyls and dioxin, organizers of the festival say they plan to donate walleye fillets to a local food bank.
This species you call human is not too bright.