April 16, 2009

Doing it wrong

Teabagger throwing tea bags into a river falls in. Is rescued by the socialist, America-hating commies of the police department.

A 68-year-old woman at the Sunbury, Penn., protest had to be rescued by police from the Susquehanna River when she fell in while trying to dump tea bags in it.

She was in the water for about 10 minutes, then management officials from the apartments, a police officer and an ambulance arrived almost simultaneously to pull her from the river.

"She'll be fine," said a spokesman from the hospital. "Unfortunately, though, she'll still be a republitard."

Shit -- she should have gotten ticketed for littering and/or polluting at the very least.

5 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

...and she should have been arrested for being a moron.

wangmo said...

That's "moran," Grandpa Eddie, if you want any lurking Trolls to understand.

Grandpa Eddie said...

Sorry wango, I'm right and you're wrong.

moron from Webster's

1 usually offensive : a mildly mentally retarded person
2: a very stupid person

karen marie said...

why didn't one of her fellow teabaggers rescue her?

or were they encouraging her to be self-sufficient till somebody else came to get her out so they wouldn't have to get wet?

rdale said...

If she was a true teabagger she would have "gone galt" and refused aid from the socialist police and fire department, not to mention treatment at the socialist hospital.