April 8, 2009

Franken widens lead in latest Minnesota Senate recount

Every time Norm Coleman's called for one, he's come up short. By all counts, Al Franken has won this thing several times over.

'Republican Coleman's dim prospects for winning the U.S. Senate trial darkened today as several hundred disputed absentee ballots were finally counted and split strongly for his Dem opponent...' Oh Norrrrrrmmmmmm... wake up and smell the flop-sweat, you dickhead. Be a man and do the right thing. For once.

Democrat Al Franken's lead in Minnesota's U.S. Senate race widened Tuesday to 312 votes.

Sore loserman. When even the National Fishwrap tells you to pack it in, you know its time to call it quits.