April 23, 2009

Fuckin' redneck Levi Johnston: the Palins 'blew us off'

Erstwhile campaign spokestard says that he might pursue legal action against family values-candidate Sarah Palin for custody of his child, little Triple Axel Zamboni-Howitzer. Then it gets weird.

Asked by creepy old horndog Larry King "Where did sex occur? In their house?" the teenager replied: “You know, Larry, I’m a gentleman.” Which may be more than you can say about Larry King.