CNN's wooden yamsniffer John King manages to type around the former vice president's penis for a sec -- whoops! Nope, it got in the way again!
Then there are Sundays when all I do is parrot rightwing talking points while replaying my old interview with Dick "tator" Cheney. Even if its just inside my own head.
Asswipe. OK, I paraphrased a bit, but still.