"If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments."
-- Bill Maher.
I couldn't resist -- here's more:
Here are the big issues for normal people:
the war
the economy
the environment
mending fences with our enemies and allies, and
the rule of law.
And here's the list of Republican obsessions since President Obama took office:
that his birth certificate is supposedly fake
he uses a teleprompter too much
he bowed to a Saudi guy
Europeans like him
he gives inappropriate gifts
his wife shamelessly flaunts her upper arms, and
he shook hands with Hugo Chavez and slipped him the nuclear launch codes.
Do these sound like the concerns of a healthy, vibrant political party?
the war
the economy
the environment
mending fences with our enemies and allies, and
the rule of law.
And here's the list of Republican obsessions since President Obama took office:
that his birth certificate is supposedly fake
he uses a teleprompter too much
he bowed to a Saudi guy
Europeans like him
he gives inappropriate gifts
his wife shamelessly flaunts her upper arms, and
he shook hands with Hugo Chavez and slipped him the nuclear launch codes.
Do these sound like the concerns of a healthy, vibrant political party?
No, more like "The Morally Bankrupt Party of Permanent Irrelevance." Heh.
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Bonus quote:
"It's not about what Obama's done. It's what he's planning. But you can't be sick and tired of something someone might do."
The crux of the biscuit.
Their thinking:
Sure, he's popular because of what he has done so far, but that Islamocommienazijihadifascist has plans......and they can't be good.
How fucked in the head do you have to be to actually get enough neurons to misfire at the same time to actually think like that????
Not a day goes by that wonder how fucking easily manipulated some people can be.
There are just enough people swallowing this shit to be scary. And like you said, they thought that getting a blow job was going end the republic, but to investigate war crimes is being partisan.
Fuck me.
I think UL pretty much covered it.
if we werent in such awful times i would actually enjoy watching the GOP self destruct
actually i think i enjoy it all the time
GOPs plans for the next 4 years:Keep throwing all the crap we can find or make up, something eventually ought to stick.
Obamas plan for the next 4 years:Don't forget to start every morning with a fresh application of that Teflon body spray.
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