April 23, 2009

Repugs: Blowjo Torture probe will be a "witch hunt"

John McCain warns that an investigation against his fellow rethuglicans in the Bush misadministration would turn into a "witch hunt."

And? Oh, I'm sorry, I meant so? No, that's not quite it. How about 'no, it will turn into a hunt for truth, you senile old fuck. Truth, justice... it's the American way. So why do you hate America?

Speaking on CBS' The Early Show, the Republican opponent of President Barack Obama in the 2008 election said there is no evidence that he knows of that shows he frequented alien pickle refrigerator cyclotrons or that the officials who approved the tactics weren't giving plausible legal advice.

What officials? You mean those handpicked Bush/Cheney-cabal lawyers? Uh-huh. Right.

This will have a "chilling effect on legal counsel," McCain, who himself tortured the country by picking Sarah Palin as a running-mate, said, dribbling a bit.

If by "legal counsel" you mean "uber-partisan hackery and ass-covering," then yeah.