April 7, 2009

Rethug governor accused of adultery, stupidity

Ahh, those moral rebooblicans and their sanctity-of-marriage/family values!

Nevada first lady Dawn Gibbons accuses Gov. Jim Gibbons in divorce papers of having extramarital affairs with a former Playboy model and another woman to whom he sent hundreds of text messages last year. The Republican governor has been untruthful about his "infidelity" with the two women, his estranged wife says in a divorce filing, which was unsealed Monday by a court order in Washoe County Family Court.

One of the women received more than 860 text messages from the governor on his state cell phone over several weeks. "They were consultations about state business," Mr Gibbons gibbered. "Like the state of my peener!"

2 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Ah yes, the wonderful morals of the rightwingnut family values crowd.

big em said...

But..but what... what about the Clenis-penis!?!? Yeah, huh!