Spreadin' your legs for Freedom!!!

Since we invaded Afghanistan to build oil pipelines capture or kill Osama bin Forgotten, the women in that country are much better off.

A group of some 1,000 Afghans swarmed a demonstration of 300 women protesting against a new conservative marriage law on Wednesday. The women were pelted with small stones as police struggled to keep the two groups apart.
The law, passed last month, says a husband can demand sex with his wife every four days unless she is ill or would be harmed by intercourse — a clause that critics say legalizes marital rape. It also regulates when and for what reasons a wife may leave her home alone.

Because nothing says "I'm a real man" more than throwing rocks at women.
Spreadin' freedom, like spreading your legs can sometimes be hard work, and messy.