April 20, 2009

Sweet zombie Jesus

Because being respectful of other people is a bad thing.

Politico, the Fux Nutwork wanna-be:

[Good Christian and brand-spanking-new Catholic] Newt Gingrich tore into President Barack Obama Monday for his friendly greeting of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, saying Obama is bolstering the "enemies of America.” Gingrich appeared on a number of morning talk shows comparing Obama to President Jimmy Carter for the smiling, hearty handshake he offered Chavez, one of the harshest critics of the United States, during the Summit of the Americas.

Ummm, major clue alert: Chavez was a harsh critic of Drinky McDumbass, not the US. And even if he was, so what? Why do you hate his freedom? Civil discourse? Diplomacy?

And a question for Mr Gingrich: did you actually read the Bible? Or just the good parts about breasts being like pigeons or something?

Bonus: best intarweb comment today: "And what would you have suggested Obama do? Kick him in his venezuelan ball sack for justice?"