May 27, 2009

Former Bush shyster Ted Olson supporting same-sex marriage

"Is Ted Olson a bisexual?" shriek the troglotards at freetardia.

Preznit Dimbulb McDumbass's first Solicitor General, Ted Olson, filed a lawsuit in US district court on May 22 to protest Prop 8, the California law banning same sex marriage. Joining with his former opponent in Bush v Gore, David Boies, Olson is suing on behalf of two same-sex couples in California.

"They are two lesbians who have intentionally deprived four children of a father, and aided some man in shirking his responsibility to his fellow citizens of taking care of the children he fathers," griped another hypocritical, weapons-grade stupid cumbucket from the Dittocave in his parents' basement.

Right. Because all children are better off with a dad -- one like Mel Gibson. Or Newt Gingrich. Or Larry Craig. Or Rudi Giuliani. Or David Vitter. Just ask dick Cheney.