Bush misses seeing captive audiences forced to cheer for him, being waited on hand and foot, shitting on the Constitution.
Making 'vroom vroom' noises on Air Force One, torturing prisoners, eating meals prepared by the swarthy fellas of the White House kitchen staff and making forts out of the Oval Office sofa cushions are among things former Preznit CrashTest Dummy fondly remembered at a speech to a fucking Economic Club, of all things.
Indeed. And dude? Just because thankfully you're no longer pResident, that doesn't mean you can't visit w/the troops anymore. Dumbass.