David Brooks, the male counterpart of dolphin-hugger Peggy Nooners, may be functionally retarded:
OK, here's where I lost it. I'm pretty sure he was going to make a point, but I just couldn't read anymore. Anyone who uses the words "republicans" and "moral clarity" in the same sentence w/out a bunch of caveats and snide remarks is just asking for a major synaptic meltdown by discerning readers. Drop Palin in there, and call wealthy Connecticut fratboy Gee Dubyah a fucking cowboy... yep, whoops, there go a few more of my brain cells combusting.