"Joe" the "Plumber": I'm as queer as a sparkly pink bedbug!
The HuffPo's Robert Elisberg takes the taxcheating attentionwhore to the woodshed. Then buttfucks him with a verbal 2x4:
In an interview with Christianity Today magazine, popular Republican spokesman Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher (better known by his beloved cartoon name, 'Joe the Plumber') was discussing homosexuals, or as he deftly put it, "queers," and explained that "I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children."
Finally, I can empathize with him about something. After all, that's how I feel about Michele Bachmann.
And being fair here, I have to admit that that's also how I feel about Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. Just knowing that he has been given a public microphone cheapens the concept of life as we know it. After all, thanks to John McCain inviting him on the same platform, providing this unlicensed plumber a world stature, scientists have begun to question Charles Darwin's "survival of the fittest" theory.
I even feel uncomfortable knowing that Mr. Wurzelbacher and I come from the same life source. If it turns out that Michele Bachmann does, too, I'm going to be really pissed off.
Of course, who really should be pissed off is the Republican Party, which has put so loving effort into cultivating the trademarked "Joe the Plumber" cartoon character persona for Mr. Wurzelbacher to perform on tour. And then their spokesman - regularly invited to speak to GOP conventions - suddenly makes mean-spirited ignorance look like a qualification for party membership.