May 26, 2009

Ridge: Limbaugh makes me want to hurl dead rats

Pennsylvania Republican Tom Ridge tells CNN that the head anal cyst of the rethug party is a divisive gasbag with incontinence issues.
Well, OK, only some of that was actually broadcast.

“I think Rush Limbaugh articulates his point of view in ways that offend very many,” Ridge said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

"That hideous, hateful windbag has an audience of 20 million people. Drooling troglodytes listen daily to him and live by every word. But words mean things and how you use words is very important," said Ridge, the former Homeland Security Secretary under Preznit LawnOrnament. "It does get the base all fired up and he's got a strong following. But personally, if he would listen to me and I doubt if he would, the notion is express yourself but let's respect others' opinions and let's not be divisive."

Next: the impotent junkie calls for Tom Ridge to join the demoncraps. Or get eaten!