June 22, 2009

Rick "big hair" Perry continues to offend own constituents

Another day, another clueless repuke hypocrite in the news...

The Texass rethug Gov, who recently broke his collarbone while boning his gay lover on a mountain bike, "stunned the cycling community Friday when he vetoed a 'safe passing' bill that was a top priority for bikers and other vulnerable road users."


Perry, a notorious douchebag, was... what? He WASN'T having adulterous gay sex at the time? Well, huh, go figure.

3 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

To bad it was just his collarbone and not his fucking neck.

Chris Vosburg said...

Of course he did. If he does cycle, he does it with an entourage of protectors (I assume staties) who make sure the gov is undisturbed.

Put that fucker on Santa Monica Blvd between, say, La Brea and Western, without the escort, and he'd come around quickly enough.

Uh, greetings from Hollywood.

California.

Riverman said...

Now his partner Gov. Sanford of SC, has stomped off in a fit of rage up the Appalachian Trail. Feeble minds operate alike. "think alike" would just not be accurate.