July 8, 2009

Drinky McDumbass, rewriting history

After eight years and two wars, Commander Codpiece is still trying to disprove the notion that his penis is even smaller than his brain.

2 comments:

Essjay said...

I remember quite well how Chimpy disarmed Iraq.

Chris Vosburg said...

That's good, a million Iraqi dead, so Dubya could get Saddam's sidearm.

It's described as "ironic" in the NYT article, but it's really not, it's actually quite aptly analogous to the threat that Iraq and it's supposed stockpiles of WMD represented to the world at large, reinforcing the fact that there was absolutely no reason to invade in the first place:

When taken from him by the US forces that dug him up in the basement of a Tikrit farmhouse, Saddam's pistol was unloaded.

So, again, Dubya disarmed an unarmed man, and he only had to kill a million innocent bystanders to do it.