Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

There are so many varieties of dumbass here that my eyes are crossing. Some brainless twat actually gets a moronic, fact-free op piece published:

Looking just as stunning dressing a moose as giving a speech,

Gak. Oh please. And that voice.

... "Sarah the Barracuda" has had her life turned into a caricature by an elite media terrified by her brand of populism.

Umm, she sort of IS a caricature. By her own mouth. And why do these idiots keep writing that we're scared? On the contrary, its like watching a trainful of clowns derail. You know somehow its just wrong , but its so goddamn funny you just can't look away. The wreck is spectacular. Almost karmic. You could watch it forever.

She's on a roll. Her recent resignation as governor of her beloved Alaska has pretty much succeeded in baffling talk-show carnival barkers as well as the rest of the jellyfish {???? - Ed.} in Washington.

Baffling, yes, in that SHE QUIT, she CUT AND RAN from HER JOB in politics. While promising to stay in politics. Maybe people could have figured out WHY if she had actually made any kind of SENSE.

As a proud conservative woman who has no problem standing up for what she believes, even if it means being hounded by liberals and isolated by her own party, she's...

Nobody "hounded" her. For crying out loud. Get your fucking facts straight before opening your damn piehole.

Well, you get the gist of it. Someone on Twitter the other day wrote "would republicans be making such a big deal over her if she looked like Susan Boyle?" and you gotta wonder if the answer would be no. The woman's a fucking moron.