The Clenis got a blowjob and almost destroyed the Republic, but this is totally different:
Republican Sen. John Ensign said Monday that not only does he have no intention of resigning in light of his affair and his parents’ payout to the woman’s family, he plans to seek reelection when his term is up in 2012.No doubt he'll run on the family values platform. He's obviously a man who cares about families. Not his own, obviously, but, you know, the family of his mistress.
Asking Mommy and Daddy to help with the bribe just makes it all more hilarious.