July 22, 2009

Repuke family va...

An alleged extortion attempt has exposed a possible sexual relationship between a prominent state senator and a young legislative intern.
That senator is Republican Paul Stanley from Memphis, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, and KISS front ma... what? Oh, too bad, that would have explained a lot. No matter....
Authorities said he was the victim in the alleged extortion, but the case is certain to raise plenty of questions about Stanley and his family-values agenda.
Snort.
Stanley is married with two children.
Of course he is.

2 comments:

big em said...

Your cynical riposte ("Of course he is") just struck me as SO funny for some reason - - I'm STILL chuckling!

Chris Vosburg said...

Obama's mother is named Stanley, an odd name, don't you think, for woman. This man is named Stanley as well, and is a known fornicator. Is it irreponsible to speculate? It'd be irresponsible not to, so I hereby name Paul Stanley as the father of Barack Obama, despite all the stars currently rotating around my head and the little bird which just emerged from a trapdoor in my forehead shouting "cuckoo! cuckoo!"