July 17, 2009

Secessionist Gov. Perry now seeking federal stimulus funds

Pay him in Confederate dollars, suggests one wag.

Texas is expected to request $650 million, roughly $100 million more than Perry initially rejected.

President Obama is expected to laugh in Rick Perry's face, grab his crotch, and say "I got your stimulus right here, white boy!"

At a “tea party protest” in April, Perry trumpeted his decision to reject stimulus dollars from the Obama administration.

“I believe the federal government has become oppressive,” he said, adding that he might even consider seceding from the Union.

Guess HE won't be invited to any more teabagging parties now, hmmm?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The best part of this Tale of the Texas Twatwaffle is that now he's asking for a loan that Texas has to repay, rather than having just accepted the stimulus money, which was a grant, and would not have had to have been repaid.

Fucking douchebags. They're not even smart enough to open their mouths when they want to eat.

thesmoots said...

I lived in Houston Texas for 3 yrs. Why they're allowed to associate with Americans I don't know. Encouraging their succession would be the best move we could make. Look into their prison system sometime, 18th century 4th world primitive incarnate.

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