July 1, 2009

Serious Question

My 16 yr old son is watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and thinks that shit is real. As a parent, this has me concerned. It could a gateway to Fox "News" and then God knows what. Limbaugh?
Should I plan an intervention, send him to rehab, or vacation bible school?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dog's not real?

Kafka said...

Man, I hate that show and 'To Catch a Predator' too. Neither show seems to run out of dumb sorry sons of bitches to exploit. I love the part in TCAP when the 'perp' walks out of the house and a dozen beefy over zealous cops ALWAYS through the guy on the ground to cuff him. The cops sometimes appear to be PERSONALLY upset that a fake crime happened to a fake person. I feel your pain because no one else in my family understands why those two shows are so disturbing- my wife has even said "why are you defending child molesters". Luckily none of them have moved on to harder stuff like Fox News or Rush..

bigdog said...

Just keep him away from Operation Repo.

willis said...

Waterboard him until he agrees with you. Oh, and boil your TV set as well.

William said...

Rendition him to one of the CIA black sites. Quail hunting with Darth Vader perhaps? I know; get him a job on K street. If you're going to be seriously fucked up, might as well make big bucks.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Bible camp, teach him to be more judgmental.

Anonymous said...

Maybe instead of mind dulling camps and the other options suggested could give way to his spending a few days a week with a local bail bonds office/bounty hunters so he can see the light.

Anonymous said...

i know Duane Chapman. He's been that way since the early 70's when he "came of age" in Denver.
It's real. He's real, every bit as macho stupid as he appears.
sorry,
sad but true.
The only thing I really question is the whole "Christian devotion" thing in his show now.
He never was into THAT before!
I think he ho's for Christ for money.
siri

Anonymous said...

16? Throw him the fuck out.

Penelope said...

Vacation Bible School gets my vote--that is if they still do cookies, lemonade and Red Rover, Red Rover.