Teabagging movement goes limp

Rushbots, like their party mouthpiece, are faced with the stigma of impotence.

Drooping and listless wingnuts find themselves ineffectual, their once-proud front inadequate:

“There are legitimate journalistic reasons for why there’s less coverage of the teabagging parties this time around,” whined Sutton Motley, a spokesman for the conservative Media Research Center.

“Yeah," replied Democratic spokesman N.S. Sherlock. "They're fucking stupid.”

When even the drooling nincompoops of Faux Nooze aren't falling all over themselves to cover you anymore, you know you're toast.