July 11, 2009

Check out the Junk in That Trunk

Although the reaction of the Reich Wingnuts to a split second video capture is an ejaculatory spray of spooge, the Video Clears Up Obama Photo. Check it out, YOU be the judge. Even so, if Obama had been checking her out, BFD. Look at that ass.
Nicolas Sarkozy is another matter - that's a man scoping out some underage booty.

7 comments:

Chris Vosburg said...

If he was checking out her ass, it was-- well, look, I'm a guy, that's what we do, have you by any chance noticed?

It'd be wrong not to, to paraphrase Peggy Noonan, and if he didn't, well, then they'd hold it up as evidence that he was, I dunno, totally gay or something. At least he was able to resist groping her like Dubya did with German Chancellor Merkel.

So: Another wambulance chase.

Thankfully, for snarkers with blogs (that's you) and those of us who just can't get enough of reading them (that's me).

big em said...

The attached video absolves Obama of any lecherousness, and I would say the same for Sarkozy (whose politics I don't even like). MOST politicians at that level -- even if they DO have extramarital intentions (ala Kennedy, Clinton, etc) -- are media/public savvy enough NOT to gawk at a hot looking babe at a public event with cameras/witnesses everywhere, even if they want to (and note -- as the video shows, that girl was not THAT hot). Ultimately, LOOKING is not adultery, or illegal, last I heard. As CV correctly notes, it's hard for most of us guys not to do it (as counter-productive as it ultimately is.. it just gets you MORE horny and it creeps-out most women), because it's in our social-genetic makeup, much like most women get all excited looking at a handsome guy or babies. It may be tacky, but if that was an impeachable offense, W and most of his circle would've been impeached within days of his 1st inauguraton.

Chris Vosburg said...

You're right of course, em, the video absolves him, but this little episode sort of defines the depth, the desperation, the scraping away at the bottom of barrel that Obama has inspired.

Incidentally, I hereby claim authorship of the term "wambulance chasing."

Chris Vosburg said...

That said, nice ass [laughing].

On the same subject, a humorous anecdote, a ha ha. Set the waybac for 1980, Los Angeles downtown, Sherman.

I was waiting for a bus in front of city hall one day, when Gloria Allred came out the front door and down the steps with full entourage and an extraodinarily short and tight dayglo magenta skirt.

Because I am a strong man, I was able to resist saying:

"yo, yo ,yo, uh huh, uh huh, come on wif yo come on, babe, [assorted kissing noises] yeah mama, shake that thing you got!"

In retrospect, I regret not having given in to temptation, primarily because I would give anything to have seen the look on her face.

Rhode Island Rules said...

Uh, sorry to disappoint you big em, but most women don't get excited and salivate over most guys on the street. I always said if women spent half the time checking out men's junk as me do themselves then males would think they died and went to heaven.

big em said...

Oh, I agree RIR - I've come to believe that most males are genetically 'driven' (not that it's uncontrollable, but that it's a relatively strong drive like hunger or thirst which can be consciously controlled but not entirely extinguished) to seek out females, whereas females are more genetically programmed to wait and select between various suitors. It's very observable in the animal world, including our closest evolutionary relatives, the chimps. So most women looking at a cute guy (and he has to be a 9+ or a 10 movie-star calibar) MAY start getting a vague sexual urge (let's say a 2 or 3 on a passion scale), whereas most of us guys (depending on our moods/stress levels) look at a moderately good looking woman (ie; a 4 or 5 who may be dressed 'revealingly') and we start fantasizing about sex, go up to a 6 or 7 on the passion scale, and maybe even get a fucking hard-on! And it's almost entirely an idle reverie, because even if a such a woman came up to us and said "OK, let's do it right here, right now" (ala 99% of the porno movies I've ever seen, which is admittedly a small sample), I think most guys would be too suspicious and/or embarrassed to even think seriously about carrying through. And I agree that when women check out guys, they're virtually NEVER checking out his crotch to see what he's packing.

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