Darth Cheney uncloaks his frustration with that ungrateful little twerp

Dick felt Bush 'had gone soft on him.’

Eww.

The insane, powermad cyborg, who once praised the resolve [sic] of his old boss [double sic], now says the "statute of limitations has expired" on many secrets, and in actuality the guy was a complete and utter drip with no grasp on reality or common sense.

A bitter Dick Cheney still can’t believe Bunnypants found the stones to ignore his orders… uhhhh, advice during their second term in the White House, saying the little dumbass showed a “surprising independence” near the end, especially when he fired Rumsfeld, when he refused to pardon Cheney BFF Scooter Libby, and when he refused to bomb the bejeebus out of Iran and North Korea or torture Democrats.

In other words, you know you've gone completely over the edge when Stupie McPretzal stops listening to your advice.