August 30, 2009

Newest edition of "Tales of the 28er's" dURRRRRR!!!!

On a level of stupid that I cannot possibly begin to grasp because I don't do fractal formula calculations in nuclear deciphre-code from other outer planets yet to be discovered,
2 people completely over rode their own basic basest instinct to GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE and chose, CHOSE MIND YOU, to attempt to ride out a California wildfire by hiding out in their OUTSIDE BACK YARD HOT TUB.

YES, the incident involved air vacs and rescue workers, 3rd degree owies and critical conditions, and will likely soon be made into an action adventure comic book or some such utter incomprehensible nonsense, SOME fool will get a hold of it.......(you know how California is.....)

Can ya just imagine being a parent, or some other family member of these people? I'd be begging anyone for witness protection embarrassment relocation programs to ANYFRIGGINWHERE, really, ANYWHERE!

The story's here, and requires the ability to completely suspend your studpiometer in order to read through it. You KNOW some form of the alcohol ho had to have been involved in this sun sized turd of a decision/choice!!! Speaking of which, I have to go get drunk now.

JEBUS!!!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

CHOPS, Siri!! WOOT WOOT!!

Reamus said...

As he puffed on his third weed of the evening, he was heard to ask his numbile bride of 300 pounds, "Fire/ yeah...wow...a fire...very cool huh?

Rhode Island Rules said...

The tragedy here is not that they were so stupid to put their own lives at risk but that they did not care or did not know that they were putting the good firefighters and police officers lives at risk. Yay woo-hoo, let's do something stupid! Awesome! Uh-huh, but before you do please think of the families of those emergency workers who will be putting their lives at stake to be saving your ignorant butt.

::mwah:: said...

back in the pioneer days during prairie wildfires, after drenching their houses with water, the settlers took cover in their cellars

i think ppl need to dig cellars and drench their houses

i don't understand why they remove thousands of people who could save their own homes (with a cellar, of course) and let a few hundred firefighters do all the work??

Chris Vosburg said...

.......(you know how California is.....)

Greetings from Hollywood.

Yeah, probably serves me right, after the few rather hefty sneers I made a few days ago about North Carolinans.

Rest assured that a dreadful and pointless TV movie based on the event is already in production.

And welcome, Siri!

Anna Van Z said...

How about that - stupid people in places other than North Carolina!

Chris Vosburg said...

Yes, I was thinking of you, Anna, when I posted he above. :-)

Fixer said...

Can't fix stupid. Welcome, Siri!

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