August 14, 2009

The River Card

From a state that isn't too sure if Obama was born in Hawaii, biased socialist polls show that North Carolinians go all in.

Public Policy Polling also asked those surveyed whether they consider Hawaii to be part of the U.S. Five percent said no, and 3 percent said they were not sure.
This is the kind of shit that happens when too many people are too lazy to leave home to find a date, and is a dramatic testament to the fact that fucking your cousin is just.not.good.
Gouge out my eye and skullfuck me, already.
For fuck's sake.

9 comments:

Citizen Sane said...

Hate to burst your bubble, but not all North Carolinians are idiot inbreds. And the rest of the country happens to be just as stupid. This whole country has become one giant Idiocracy. In terms of the south, though, I'd have to say that it's hard to beat SC and Alabama for the number of morons per square mile.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

"....and the panties, take 'em off."

big em said...

Damn right Hawaii is ours - - Hell, we didn't invade them in 1893 and annex them in 1898 for nothing! Just cause they weren't particularly interested in being part of the US... well, that don't mean nothin' !

Chris Vosburg said...

Hate to burst your bubble, but not all North Carolinians are idiot inbreds.

Are too.

Undeniable Liberal said...

8% of them are.....not all of them. But still.

Citizen Sane said...

Chris, I know you are, but what am I? :)

Lex Alexander said...

I'm still puttin' my money on Alabama. North Carolina is now so full of Northern transplants that the nation's fastest growing city, Cary, NC, has been designated Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.

Obama carried NC in 2008. Also.

Citizen Sane said...

Damn yankees...

Chris Vosburg said...

Actually, Anna, I reserve most of my sneers for America's Wang (Florida).