August 11, 2009

Teabaggers’ Kool-Aid now spiked with Extra-Stupid Happy Fun Drops™!

Mike Sola, the frothing idiot who screamed at Dem Rep. John Dingell at a town hall last week, visited Faux Nooze and threatened “lethal force” against the Pan-Arab Pelosi/Reid Cabal who "harassed" him.

First Sola told Fox that "thugs" from the Democratic leadership came to his house in the middle of the night. Sola said this "visit" happened the night his tirade against Dingell aired on television.
Coincidently, it was also the same night he drank all those cans of Rolling Rock and Meister Brau.
He then threatened to kill "the person" if he sees him on his property.
If he can stay sober enough. Otherwise, he’s jes liable to shoot him his goodbuddy Clem who’s jes comin over fer a chaw.
"All I'm gonna say to the person ... I will use every means available to me, lethal force if necessary," he said. "If I ever catch you on my property I will take the risk of going to prison, but you will never again threaten my family."

Then he claimed health care reform would "sentence our families to death."

"The old people are discarded. Those who cannot fend for themselves are discarded," he said. "We are American citizens who want one thing: to be heard before you put us down."
We hear you, man. And you're saying some really retarded shit.

Sola said he reported the incident to the Michigan State Police, who did not immediately return a call for comment, as they were too busy laughing their asses off.