Epics of Modern Political Discourse

As the corporate funded Demoncraps move to the right, Michelle Bachman leads the Rushthuglibots to the insane asylum:

This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.

Ground Control to Reich-Wingnut space cadets:
Wrist-slitting is not covered under most forms of private insurance, if you have it, just saying.
Now slit away!