September 1, 2009

Epics of Modern Political Discourse

As the corporate funded Demoncraps move to the right, Michelle Bachman leads the Rushthuglibots to the insane asylum:

This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.

Ground Control to Reich-Wingnut space cadets:
Wrist-slitting is not covered under most forms of private insurance, if you have it, just saying.
Now slit away!

4 comments:

big em said...

Geez, I had always heard that hack-writers get paid by the word, but I thought there was still SOME editing that went on - - that's another life-lesson for me!

LanceThruster said...

Soooo...Michelle BachMAN (or should I say Michael? Bachman will become a blood brother should she/he slit his/her wrist. The way I've always seen it depicted on the idiot box, dispenser of all truth and wisdom, is the knife across the palm.

If her/his main blood oath requirement is an unsanitary and inadvisable exchange of bodily fluids, he/she might just as well use the old standby of spitting in the palm and shaking on it.

It's been made pretty clear that M. Bachman should avoid most sharp objects.

jadedj said...

Be careful Michelle, you could slit them thar wrists...contract AIDS...and then find out what health care in this country is really all about. See how far YOU policy goes with that one.

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